Now you can OWN the urban bicycle of your dreams.

Bicycling advocacy takes a walk

There is Only One Correct Way to clean and lubricate your chain!

The credit card for the Serious Cyclist!

The drivetrain of the 21st century!

Product W, the ultimate performance-enhancing drug, with Theobromine!

Safety With Style

It's probably too late for you--but don't you want your children to have a chance to become Champion Cyclists?

Are you a Real Man? Then why are you still riding on a "unisex" saddle?

Are you a Real Man? Then why are you still riding on a "unisex" saddle?

A revolutionary new spoke design makes spoke breakage a thing of the past!

Can't figure out your gears? Maybe you need a GearTel!

Use the Earth's magnetic field to enhance your speed!

Sinister corporations are trying to undermine the character of the Youth of America
by producing bicycles which glorify Evil!

Although I am well known to have no sense of humor whatever, my alter ego, Carapace Completed Umber, is silly enough for both of us. This page collects some of his postings to various bicycle-related newsgroups.

Are your spokes holding you back? Then you need new POWerwheels!

Vehicle or vestment? 101 Reasons Why Biking is Better than Blading

Are you still using old-fashioned solid bearing balls? No wonder you're so slow!.

Not bicycle related, but funny.

From That Sceptred Isle

Be ready to ride the apocalypse!

Mountain-bike humor...no connection with Indian music, alas.

For bloodthirsty cyclists.

A fifteen chapter fictional short story written for the subscribers of the Moulton list

Short fiction and satire by Tom Shaddox, from the The Tandem@Hobbes email list email list.

Road and Track cycling among the Caribou in Minnesota.
Some of these stories were previously on the late, lamented, FixedGearFever site.

Harris Cyclery Home Page

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http://sheldonbrown.com/humor
Last Updated: by Harriet Fell