April Fool – SheldonBrownBlog

ShelBroCo and OpenAI

When OpenAI lets you down, ShelBroCo can save the day.

ShelBroCo Quadratech

Introducing ShelBroCo QuadraTech Chainrings and sleeve nuts.

Throw away those obsolete chainrings! The unbearably vexing problem of sleeve-nut rotation has bedeviled generations of bicycle mechanics. Who else would you expect to come up with a solution but ShelBroCo?

ShelBroCo Quadratech System

ShelBroCo Power Powder

Boost your energy for early-season training with ShelBroCo Power Powder.

Well, OK, if you are down under, it works for late-season training too.

Just pour ShelBroCo Power Powder into your water bottle, add water, shake, then go!

We have special prices for Sunday of Easter and Passover. Hurry, don’t miss this special holiday offer!

Don’t delay. Supplies are limited!

RideWithoutGPS

Technology can just get to be too much. Do you lose valuable riding time fiddling with your phone or GPS device? Bet you do. The battery will run out, sooner or later. On some unfamiliar backroad. Off-roading deep in the forest. Navigating a thicket of congested urban streets.

It’s time to get back to basics with ShelBroCo Ride~~without~~GPS, the Navigation System That will Never Let You Down. Buy your ShelBroCo RideWithoutGPS kit Now and never worry about getting lost again!

Air bag helmet demo

An air bag bicycle helmet has been in the news lately, and there is an evaluation of it online, if you care for the details. However, years ago, Sheldon posted a scan of a poster for another air bag helmet on the site. Unfortunately, he had only a rather worn copy to scan from. We’ve now had the loan of a copy in fine condition and had it professionally scanned. A small copy of it is below but you may view it in its full glory elsewhere on the site.